On Wrestling...
Why Wrestling is Better Than Significant Others...
(formerly titled: Why Wrestling is Better Than Men but I realized most of the people I wrestle with are guys... ^_^; ahehehehe...)
1.) It doesn't get jealous when you have other activities.
2.) It doesn't get you pregnant. -OR- You don't get it pregnant.
3.) It doesn't hurt you emotionally.
4.) When you get hurt, you have wonderful team mates who will look after you.
5.) It's very accepting.
6.) It allows you to release your frustrations and anger... It doesn't complain or answer back when you feel like venting... In fact, you get complimented when you're venting out your frustrations 'coz you become better in the mats..
7.) It makes you feel better when you have a bad day... Honestly, it's the best stress reliever there is...
8.) It's a venue for meeting new significant others or other significant others...? ^_^; (I hope this statement doesn't get me into trouble... Honestly, though... Bato bato sa langit... ahem!!! DUH! hypocrisy is soo last season!@)
9.) It builds up your self-esteem... Especially after a former significant other has wrecked it immensely. (Honestly, humiliating me and putting me down was his hobby...)
10.) It helps you lose a lot of weight... It's a better calorie burner than sex!!! ~_^ Besides, unlike significant others who serve as a detriment to your diet, wrestling helps you maintain your figure...
Hahaha... Tama ka!
Posted by: Charisse | October 12, 2005 02:35 AM
I share you your passion with wrestling. However, I beg to differ. I'd choose sex over wrestling as a calorie burner any day.
Good day shandz!
Posted by: Duke | October 21, 2005 12:35 PM